Bonkers Cycling Mob

WARNINGS :-))) Membership does not obligate you to anything or prescribe how much coffee or beer you must drink. Membership does not oblige you to race, the type of socks or their height, the type of bike you ride or the type of beer you drink. Membership has nothing to do with licenses or the UCI or anything that is controlled, other than Bonk. And Bonk is keenly accumulating an uncontrolled mob anyway. Membership does not prescribe when you will wear the jersey or in what combination you will wear it. We just don't care. Membership prescribes ......... nothing.